cosmo sex tip #666
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
(via foodstain)
A haiku about Mario Kart
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up
(via deercarcass)
gonna print this off onto businesscards to give out to people who deserve it when i go clubbing
(via littlepinksnail)
